dadda2

GorillaXI - Female Vets for the men

http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/12651534659/fridays-are-sexy-for-veterans-day-heres-a

 well nice

Joe Canadian

Merlin007

Ruggerxi

 

well fit

 

NO IAM NOT THATS 20 NOW

FUCKB 1001 POSTS IAM STRUGGLING TO DO 20

PERPAL COW MUST BE FARMVILLE

DemonElf - The Cow has been spotted.

Few nights ago our can member and clan friends have found a intriguing clue left in our server.

 

 

Yup a cow pie and that can only mean that MadCow Has been spotted

 that looks like my wifes cooking yum yum

DemonElf - The Cow has been spotted.

Few nights ago our can member and clan friends have found a intriguing clue left in our server.

 

 

Yup a cow pie and that can only mean that MadCow Has been spotted

 that looks like my wifes cooking yum yum

Kansas88 - Painful Circumcision

PAINFUL CIRCUMCISION

Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee.

One says, "Your *thing* doesn't have any skin on it!"

"Of course, not! I've been circumcised."

"What does that mean?" "It means they cut the skin off the end."

"How old were you when it was cut off?"

"My mom said they did it on the eighth day after I was born."

"Did it hurt?"

"You bet it hurt! I couldn't walk for a year!"

 NICE ONE

NightmareXI

I wish you would look like that

 

anyways ......CONGRATS

 WOW SHES FIT

DEEJAYKEG - 7 kinds of sex

Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

 

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when

you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

 

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been

with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex

anywhere, even in the kitchen.

 

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.  This is when you have been with

your partner for a long time, your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have

sex only in your bedroom.

 

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with

your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say

'Screw you.'

 

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * This means you get Nun in

the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

 

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your

husband any more.  He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

 

And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security

Sex.  You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.

 MANY A TRUE WORD SAID IN JEST

Fire

My hubby and son got it lastnight at Asda for the xbox but my computer can,t run it

as i need a new CPU to run the new MW3 game

 i think it the same specs  for battle feild 3

well it looks like i carnt play it until dec one of my boys is buying it for my birthday shit 1 month to go can i wait?

well its out how many bought it?

ive yet to buy it thought i would wait until some reports come out

or should i say fxxx it and buy it now!!!!!!!!

thanks for the tips i ll see what i can do  ps   whats a post whore?

glad to see she can handle her weapons

wow what to post carnt think of a thing must be im a boring twat lol

girl friend askes her boyfriend "am i getting fat"

boyfriend replys " no your not"

girl friend says " tell me the truth"

boyfreind sayes " well just a little maybe"

now girlfreind will not take to him anymore.

the moral of the story is dont tell the fat bitch the truth

good moring to all

Bigmeandean

what the hell! take it easy on you? no effing way! we're idiots andwe drag  each other thru the mud when everwe havehalf a chance! soyour ab out 50b well your a young pipsqueak cuz im olderbut not theoldest idiot! Hey all kidding aside welcomeandenjoy and have a blast killing idiots!

 nice to see where you got your name from then eh? lol

JUST LOGGED ON TO SAY HI TO ALL B4 I GO TO WORK

hi all i am a male from east of england i have been playing cd4 freeze tag for over a year .i am an addited freeze tagger i play most nights

i am over 50 and married hope this tells you a little about myself

posting and x fire are really new to me so take it easy on me i would have put patiant but i carnt spell it

regards dadda2

hi all, dadda2 here...been playing on your servers for quite some time now and im interested in finally joining the XI family, could someone give me some information on how i do this? cheers.