LesPaulGuy

Done.

The Bama Bruisers won the ESPN Fantasy league.....man it's been a good year for those Bama boys on the gridiron.

In a van down by the river.

If you preface any idea you have with...."Ben Franklin said." Your idea will be much more readily accepted. Try it, I'm not kidding.

I think you guys are lame asses.

Why is the guy who invests your money called a BROKEr?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Shouldn't apartments be called togetherments?

So....what's the speed of Dark?

Man who jumps off cliff....Jump to conclusion.

Mark Ingram won the Heisman....Roll Tide Roll!!!!!

If you find yourself down in the dumps.... Just leave.... It's a nasty, stinky place and probably harbours various diseases.

He who runs in front of car....gets TIRED.

Why does my local IHOP have a sign on the front door that says, "We have menus in brail." I mean, Blind guy would just walk right by it.

He who stand on toilet is high on pot.