LesPaulGuy

Done.

The Bama Bruisers won the ESPN Fantasy league.....man it's been a good year for those Bama boys on the gridiron.

In a van down by the river.

If you preface any idea you have with...."Ben Franklin said." Your idea will be much more readily accepted. Try it, I'm not kidding.

I think you guys are lame asses.

Why is the guy who invests your money called a BROKEr?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Shouldn't apartments be called togetherments?

So....what's the speed of Dark?

Man who jumps off cliff....Jump to conclusion.

Mark Ingram won the Heisman....Roll Tide Roll!!!!!

If you find yourself down in the dumps.... Just leave.... It's a nasty, stinky place and probably harbours various diseases.

He who runs in front of car....gets TIRED.

Why does my local IHOP have a sign on the front door that says, "We have menus in brail." I mean, Blind guy would just walk right by it.

He who stand on toilet is high on pot.

You can say whatever you want as long as it is RANDOM.

Thanks guys. Bama was on and Florida was off. Florida is a better team than that.

This crazy world just keeps getting smaller and smaller.

skillet66 I say Fire them all start new the goverment works for us why can't we fire them we pay them Damit or hell cut there dam pay check and see how they like it .We the peaple should march there and say YOU ARE FIRE DAMIT!!!!!!!

The link below is a bit more info on this. Notice that I didn't bother looking for it on an American media site. The American media can no longer be trusted....unless of course, you want to watch how to crucify Tiger Woods and torment his family.

I can understand Notre Dame, Michigan, USC, Texas, Oklahoma, even Auburn talking crap about Alabama as all have a storied program (with the exception of Auburn, they just have little brother syndrome) but I really don't understand it from Florida. I mean granted the have 3 National Championships, but they got lucky with Spurrier's and the last two were in 06 and 08. It's not like they have a long standing tradition to back up all of their incessant smack talking. They have always been that way. I am a former Alabama athlete and alum and have been listening to their crap since 1987 when I made my first trip to Gainsville. I mean we are ahead in the series 21-13.....at least get to the .500 mark before talking so much smack. Ya know?

What's the difference in Ben Hill Griffin stadium and a porcupine?

I think the mixed server is great and want it to fly. I keep asking you poor idiots that know me to help get it going. So thanks, Shadowlady, Pitbullpete, BudSr., Dizzle, Dragonlady and about 15 others I have pestered to get the server going. What I have found out is that if about 4 of us go in, it usually is just a matter of minutes until people we don't know will come in. I think the server will take off with just a little work. So, if there are 30 of us in each FT server...why don't you guys do what I do and bug a couple of idiots to help you get it started. It doesn't take long most of the time.

Roll Tide Roll!!!!!!!!

When Cinderella had to have 1000's of splinters removed from her lips?