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LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK: The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.” Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.” The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.” Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him. Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!” The teacher sat down and cried.

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Ok to solve this problem we will stop talking about pasties beer whiskey and what food we are having tonight and how pissed we were last and play the game as we are soposed too Oh come on guys it's just a bloody game enjoy have a laugh and chill who gives a monkeys bolocks if the Zonk clan are playing better than us or cheating if there is proof Smile be happy as we say in Russia beer without vodka is money in the wind And it is possible to kill the zonk just saying

I found the joke channel lol

I would be well into playing bf2

A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him about his problem. His feet REALLY stunk, even if he washed them constantly, he was worried that this would scare off his new bride, so he needed a solution, fast. His father pondered the situation and finally told his son to wear socks constantly (even to bed) and always wash his feet whenever he got a chance. The son thought about this and went along happy. The same day the young lady approached her mother and told her about her problem. Her morning breath was horrid. Her mother reassured her and told her everyone had bad morning breath. The young woman told her mother that this was not normal morning breath but easily the worst in the world. The mother thinks about this and comes up with this bright idea. She tells her daughter to get up earlier than everyone else and don't say a thing, go make breakfast and then brush her teeth while the others are eating. The young woman thinks and then runs off to get ready for the wedding, happy. The couple is married and they are happy, him with his perpetual socks and her with her morning silences. One morning about 5:30 am the young man wakes up to find one sock missing. He starts rustling around in the bed looking for it, which of course wakes up his wife, who without thinking asks what's wrong. With a look of shock on his face the young man says, ''OH MY GOD! You've swallowed my sock!''

Great sock facts

Video is great photos when taken properly are also great having problems though posting the photos on the site to big help please

HI nice photographs i'am a complete beginner i don't have a pro camera but i have a nice sony alpha 3500 16000 iso 18 to 50mm kit lense takes quite nice photos i already don't use auto some photos are great and some not so great all trial and error i'll send some photos and i would be greatful to hear your opinion

Happy Birthday Elmerfud all the best