Sorry for the confusion with another pain in the ass, it was the name I picked since COD1 in 07 not WAW. I picked the name because you are what you eat!
Just to clarify your banter is right up my alley so prick away!
also I do have about 6 maps never played to offer and one is a Xmas map with naked ladies galore, you interested email me with your ways to get them to you (I use dropbox for large files) I loved the players at SOS and still do but there's only two admins left and it became another Cuba with everyone but them standing in front of a bullet ridden wall.