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The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him, then in any woman with nice legs.
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It was a perfect summer day: the Sun was shining, there was a breeze, the birds sang and the lawnmower was piece.
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Het werk wacht wel tot je je kind de regenboog hebt laten zien. Maar de regenboog wacht niet tot jij klaar bent met je werk. The work waiting until your child the Rainbow have shown. But don't wait until you're done Rainbow with your work.
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Regret is something that you have if you don't have something.
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A mother has twenty years to make a man of her son; another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
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The wife who is there for the good advice; the mother-in-law who is there for good reception, but nothing goes above a gentle mother.
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I am grateful to my mother that she has helped me on the world. Although I must admit that my father also has given a nudge.
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Make your wife there is never too much salt in the fact that they eat has done. It may also say nothing when you know your thirst is lessons.
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My wife and I contemplated a divorce, but when we heard the prices of the lawyers, but we have decided to buy a new car.
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The secret of the superstition about the thirteen is seated at the table, that most people have only twelve forks and knives.
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If my car nice crops, he is of my wife. If there's a binge, he is of my daughter and if the petrol tank is empty, he is from me.
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I love the month of May. The tax forms are on the post. The heater can back out. The garden is now of me and not more of the winter, and the Christmas rush is still seven months away
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There is never lied so much as after a hunting party, during a war and for an election. Er wordt nooit zoveel gelogen als na een jachtpartij, tijdens een oorlog en voor een verkiezing.
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Research at the University of Harvard has shown that beer contains female hormones. All tested men started after 10 pints to moan and could no longer drive with the car.
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The secret of our marriage (42 years)? Twice a week we take the time to go dine: candlelight dinner, soft music and a dance afterwards. She goes every Tuesday, I every Friday
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The difficulty with the doctor is, they'll give you an appointment for about 6 weeks, then investigate and say: "why aren't you come earlier?"
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Once a year, thousands of our compatriots are bad, poorly dressed and poorly fed behuisd. They call that ' holiday '.
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If your dog thinks you're the most important person in the world, you don't need to consult other opinion more.
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It's been a masterpiece so Holy and annoying to do Sunday, surreptitiously to our daily work we desire.