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Women are just computers. Nobody understands why they are so weird do and they always have too little memory.

It Is you ever noticed that people never say: "it's just a game", if they win.

Regret is something that you have if you don't have something.

A computer makes you less guess but that you have with a bikini should too.

The only unpleasant of a computer is that he can say yes or no, but maybe not.

We do not stop playing because we grow old, but we are getting old because we stop playing.

I've always thought that it is better to be silent and idiot to seem to talk than too much and to prove that you really are.

Sometimes a girl rather wait to marry the first idiot. They prefer to wait on that one special idiot.

If you do not know very well, you think immediately that he is an idiot. But once you know him well, there is no second more to doubt you.

Painters and sculptors depict the victory always off as a woman. Something you understand only if you're married.

History is littered with wars, which everyone knew they wouldn't happen.

If your morning with the chickens get up, daytime works as a horse and so tired in the evenings as a dog, then chances are that you're an ass.

Don't worry for tomorrow. Who knows what will happen to you today?

Rain is: what do flowers grow and taxis does disappear.

A Lovelorn hangover who brought a delicacy for his puss was told: "Darling, what make you so happy with me always a dead mouse."

Repentance is the country regain that lost had by far too long not to be home.

Winning is life. Every time you win, you become born again. If you lose you die a little.

Never complain about the weather. If not reversed would occasionally, nine out of ten people never can start a chat.

It's been a masterpiece so Holy and annoying to do Sunday, surreptitiously to our daily work we desire.

If your dog thinks you're the most important person in the world, you don't need to consult other opinion more.

Once a year, thousands of our compatriots are bad, poorly dressed and poorly fed behuisd. They call that ' holiday '.

-Railways and breasts are meant for small children but it is the big men who play with it.

The difficulty with the doctor is, they'll give you an appointment for about 6 weeks, then investigate and say: "why aren't you come earlier?"

Ideal candidate President: he who opens his mouth only to yawning.

Also that we will survive