widowmaker

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life:IT GOES ON

There was a bit of confusion at the Sporting goods store this morning.When I was ready to check out and pay for my purchases of powder, primers and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me.” Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.When the hysterical screaming finally ended, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.They should have made th...

Craziest thing ever happened today, .... Got home and opened up my safe, and ALL my guns were gone, just a heap of busted wood, steel, and polymer laying in the bottom of the safe. Brass casings and gun powder strewn everywhere.... Best i can figure.... Apparently one of my assault weapons went ballistic and assaulted the rest of my innocent weapons, who knew right.... Crazy shit, .... Obama is right guys ....we need to get rid of these crazy death traps before they turn on us all !!!!! ........

Just some thoughts. I posted this a little bit ago as my status update. Delete if inappropriate.Each person should have and does have the ability to choose whether they want to own a gun.However, it may not be the case in the near future. This fact is being debated due to all the recent tragedies that have came to pass in the last few days. I understand and intend no disrespect for any of those families or lost loved ones during this conversation.We have a right of gun ownership. It was...

Pray for my cousin officer Jackie Stovall who was shot this morning in a police chase in Oxford AL, He is currently in surgery. The shooter is in custody after being shot himself.

redneck fatherA father went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby.Upon arriving he sits down, and the nurse says, "Congratulations, your wife has had quints... 5 big baby boys."The Redneck boastfully says, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney." The nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned; the babies are black."

I retired from my long successful career, but became bored. I decided to accept alow-paid but stress-free job as a greeter at the local home improvement store. Afterlanding my new job as a greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than aday. Here is my story…About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, andinappropriately dressed woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yellingobscenities at them all the way through the entranc...

does anyone know of a face book group for free pets in alabama. i have 4 puppies i need to find homes for. SOON! hate to take them to the pound.

free to good home. boxer and saint bernard mix puppies. ready for a new home. pm me on here if interested.

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.....

everyone better get ready to fight. cause if we don't we're f**ked.

redneck word of the day Bishop: The other day my girlfriend fell down the stairs I had to pick the BISHOP.

Hard to explain to someone who has no clue. It's a daily struggle being in pain or feeling sick on the inside while you look fine on the outside. Please put this as your status for at least 1 hour if you or someone you know has an invisible illness (Crohn's, PTSD, Anxiety, Bipolar, Depression, Diabetes, Lupus, Fibromyalgia, MS, ME, Arthritis, Cancer, HEART DISEASE, EPILEPSY, Autism,M.D., Histiocytosis etc.) " Never judge what you don't understand, I know which of my friends will copy and past...

Screw lyrics in my status. I'm writing a guitar solo. BEEEEAR-NARNARNAR-NEEEEEEEAAR! BEEDELY-DEET! BEEDELY-DEET! NEEEEEEEEEAR-BOWOWOOOOOWW!

how fast can a girl have sex? only 68 mph cause at 69 they flip over and blow a rod.

Hard to explain to someone who has no clue. It's a daily struggle being in pain or feeling sick on the inside while you look fine on the outside. Please put this as your status for at least 1 hour if you or someone you know has an invisible illness (Crohn's, PTSD, Anxiety, Bipolar, Depression, Diabetes, Lupus, Fibromyalgia, MS, ME, Arthritis, Cancer, HEART DISEASE, EPILEPSY, Autism,M.D., Histiocytosis etc.) " Never judge what you don't understand.

Is Thinking About changing my Name on Facebook to "NO ONE" That way when i don't like someones status i can click Like, And it will say NO ONE Likes your status

Question: What do you call a midget Mexican? Answer: A Paragraph. Because they are too short to be an Essay.

Two guys in a bar, one guy say to the other, "I shagged your mother last night!", to which the other guy replies, " Go home Dad, your shitfaced!"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a monkey named spunky ran into the woods and chucked all the wood before the woodchuck could?

oooohhh, the handles on the mattress are to MOVE it!! I have been totally misusing them this whole time!

if you think I'm crazy raise your hand, ha ha now look at you for raising your hand to a computer!

What is the scientific name for Viagra? Mycoxaflopin

husband says:where do you want to go? wife says:somewhere expensive.! husband says: okay gas station it is.!

Have you ever felt like you don't belong anywhere? You want to run but you have no where to go. You want to crawl in a hole and wait for life to be over, but don't have the strength to. I DO.