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​Coming home from work one day a man walked into his house, set his keys on the table and the clanking woke his best friend George the Parrot. George blinked his eyes and without a second thought screamed at the man "I need a piece of ASS"!! The man spun around and looked at George and exclaimed "WHAT!" Again George Screamed "I need a piece of ASS"!! and then over and over kept saying " I need a Piece of ASS, I Need a Piece of Ass, ect...... Finally after 10 minutes of George screaming at the Man, He said OK George Calm down I'll call a Breeder. The Man spent 20 minutes making phone call after phone call when he finally found a breeder and the breeder told him it's going to cost you $50. bucks. The man said out loud $50. Bucks? are you kidding me? Hearing what ​the man said over the phone George again started repeating over and over " I need a Piece of ASS !!!. The man said to the breeder "OK we'll be there in 10 minutes". After the short drive the man took George into the breeders building and said " I'm the one that called you about needing a female ​Parrot or my George". The Breeder said "Yes I have her all set up in private room in a special cage follow me". They then proceeded into the room and pulling up the cover on the cage the man and George saw the Female and she was twice the size of George. The Man said " Wow what a beautiful White Parrot" and George gave a Wolf call whistle and exclaimed "WA HOOO" !!! The Man then said "OK Mister if you think George will be OK with this Big white female ! what do we do next". The breeder said " just set your Boy in the cage and I'll put the cover back on the cage and we can go back into the waiting room, But first there is the mater of the $50.00" !! The man then paid the breeder and they headed to the waiting room. Just before the Door shut behind them the most horrific screams started coming from the covered cage. In a panic the Man raced back into the breeding room yelling "I told you the bitch was too big for him" at the instant he finished yelling at the breeder he reached the cage and ripped off the covering. The man now able to see Inside the cage He saw that George had the female by the throat with one claw and with the other he was ​ripping handfuls of feathers out of the female and at the same time as she screamed George was yelling " FOR 50 BUCKS I WANT YOU NAKED WAKK, FOR 50 BUCKS I WANT YOU NAKED WAKK" !!!!!!!!!!!