pwrcrzy52 Posted November 2, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 01:36 PM Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted November 2, 2010 What's the difference between a golf ball and a clitoris?? Men will spend hours looking for a golf ball A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some. "How hard is it?" she asks. "About as hard as my dick." he replies. "Ok, then pour me some!" What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? It's easy to blow a paycheck, even if it wrinkly, stained or smells funny. Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy When is it ok for a guy not to know the proper spelling of 'clitoris'? When he has it on the tip of his tongue. How can you tell when a man is dead? He stays stiff for more than two minutes. What happens when a man undoes his fly? His brain falls out. Men do too get PMS: Penis Malfunction Syndrome. Pre-Middle aged Syndrome. Post Macho Syndrome. What is the definition of a penis? It's a little root for a big vegetable! Men come in three sizes: small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Toothpick Posted November 2, 2010 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Share Posted November 2, 2010 hail to the pms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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