pwrcrzy52 Posted December 21, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25694 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted December 21, 2010 A rather scruffy-looking man came into a bank. Reaching the head of the line, he said to the teller, "I wanna open a fucking checking account." "Certainly, sir," answered the teller, "but there's no need to use that kind of language.""Couldja move it along lady? I just wanna open a fucking checking account," growled the would-be customer. "I'll be glad to be of service, sir," said the teller, flushing slightly, "but I would appreciate not being spoken to in that way.""Just lemme open a fucking checking account, okay?" "I'm afraid I'm going to have to speak to the branch manager," said the pissed-off teller, slipping off her stool and returning shortly with a dapper middle-aged man who asked how he could be of service."I just won the ten-million dollar lottery, buddy," snarled the man, "and all I wanna do is open a fucking checking account." "I see," said the manager sympathetically. "And this BITCH is giving you trouble?" Awards
Renegade45 Posted December 21, 2010 Member ID: 1915 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 289 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 1955 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 5 Birthday: 08/15/1972 Device: Windows Posted December 21, 2010 LMFAO Awards
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