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Romantic texting. So sweet and touching.


 

 

An older couple had finally learned how to send and receive text messages on their cell phones. 
The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband
a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.
 
She texted:     If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
 
                       If you are laughing, send me your smile.
 
                       If you are eating, send me a bite.
 
                       If you are drinking, send me a sip.
 
                       If you are crying, send me your tears. 
 
                        I love you.  
 
 
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
 
                   I'm on the toilet.  Please advise.


 

 

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