BobBarker's Bedtime Stories

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This thread is going to be bedtime stories for Bob.  For those of you who have NO CLUE to why?  Its an inside joke a few of us know.  Now feel free to please add on to this story.  Enjoy

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One night, Bob Barker was woken up by a loud noise in the kitchen. Bob puts on his robe and slippers, then starts to head down the steps.  As he is walking down the steps, he forgets to tie the robe and slips on the robes belt, tumbling down the stairs like a lil bitch.  Poor Bob.. He is knocked out cold.  And who or whatever that noise was still in the house.  After a few hours, Bob awakens in his basement. His hands are cuffed and his feet tied up with rope.  He is also spread like a bad habit...  Bob is like, WTF?? Trying to shake his way out, but got too tired and gave up.  (Poor Bob )   Then disco Lights are turned on, making the basement look like a disco, and then someone.... Turns on some Marven Gaye - Sexual Healing.   Bob is thinking, Oh shit, I bet its the wifey doing something kinky....  Then a small sexy looking figure appears.. It is dark so Bob can't tell who it is, but the figure looks like a girl with a nice rack, long hair, slim waste, nice hips..  By that time Bob is droooling like a dog for bacon strips..  As the figure appeared closer and closer, bob gets more and more excited..  Then, the figure whisper's into Bob's ear..  Im going to ride you like you have never been rode before... Then the mystery person unrevials it self.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bob wasn't able to walk for a week.

 

 

 

This has been brought to you buy Funstick and friends - Bob's Bed Time Stories!

 

Sweet Dreams Bob.

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WHERE R THE GIRLS !!!!!!!!!!! WE NEED GIRLS IN THIS STORIE LOTS OF GIRLS BOB LIKES GIRLS !!!!!!! THIS WOULD NEVER MAKE IT IN PENTHOUSE!!!!!

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lol