pwrcrzy52 Posted June 6, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25694 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted June 6, 2010 A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.Unfortunately, he fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool". But, determined not to miss his date, he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.When the hot date showed up at his apartment, the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a video. During the video, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.The date, meanwhile, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his dingy immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the she exclaimed - "So, that's how you guys load those things!" Awards
Unexist Posted June 6, 2010 Member ID: 123 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 76 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1219 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 90 Achievement Points: 7063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 2 Birthday: 11/05/1988 Device: iPhone Posted June 6, 2010 i read the topic name... first thing i thought of... Awards
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