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i hope you enjoy this one, it is really funny. go george carlin.

 

OMG, THIS IS TO FUNNY!!!

GEORGE CARLIN, ON REVERSING LIFE'S SEQUENCE . I luv this idea !!!
I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.



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Posted

Hmmm...that has alot of merit!

 

-Shadow


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