SHADOOW Posted June 22, 2010 Member ID: 1126 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 61 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 679 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 4007 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/21/1970 Posted June 22, 2010 i hope you enjoy this one, it is really funny. go george carlin. OMG, THIS IS TO FUNNY!!! GEORGE CARLIN, ON REVERSING LIFE'S SEQUENCE . I luv this idea !!! I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
ShadowLady Posted June 22, 2010 Member ID: 25 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2251 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12884 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 03:05 AM Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Posted June 22, 2010 Hmmm...that has alot of merit! -Shadow Awards
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