Jump to content
Come try out the Arcade, Link at the top of the website ×

Recommended Posts


  • Member ID:  103
  • Group:  ***- Inactive Clan Members
  • Followers:  43
  • Topic Count:  698
  • Topics Per Day:  0.12
  • Content Count:  3300
  • Content Per Day:  0.58
  • Reputation:   1604
  • Achievement Points:  25692
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  2
  • Joined:  09/02/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  07/10/1952
  • Device:  Windows

Posted

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.

"I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!" he said to the bartender.

"We got her!" replied the barkeep. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right."

The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the whore and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!"

The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!"

Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.

"How do you know I want to do it in that position?" asked the miner.

"I don't," replied the whore, "I just thought you might like to open those beers first."



  • Member ID:  1188
  • Group:  ***- Inactive Clan Members
  • Followers:  0
  • Topic Count:  258
  • Topics Per Day:  0.05
  • Content Count:  1692
  • Content Per Day:  0.30
  • Reputation:   1355
  • Achievement Points:  15036
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  3
  • Joined:  02/26/10
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Device:  Android

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.