pwrcrzy52 Posted August 20, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.60 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 1 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted August 20, 2010 A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says "nothing's wrong", and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Ausylon Posted August 20, 2010 Member ID: 1542 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 142 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 830 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/30/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 4, 2013 Birthday: 07/08/1983 Share Posted August 20, 2010 lolol haha nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGTDANKO Posted August 20, 2010 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.51 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Share Posted August 20, 2010 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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