pwrcrzy52 Posted August 31, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted August 31, 2010 A guy is trying to relax at home, but his wife keeps nagging him to mow the lawn. Finally, in between nags he blurts out, "Answer just this one question for me." She pauses momentarily, and he takes this opportunity to say, "You know, a Deer, a Cow, and a Horse, all eat grass. But a Deer's excretions are pellets, while a Cow makes flat pies, and a Horse makes clumps...why is that?" His wife says, "I don't know." He replies, "Well then, how can you bring up the subject of the lawn, when it's obvious you don't know sh*t?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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