StormCrow Posted September 11, 2010 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 267 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2708 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5097 Achievement Points: 46745 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Android Posted September 11, 2010 Paddy and Mick walking down a street in London. Paddy looks in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said: "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per pair". Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, Look! We could buy a whole load and when we get back to Ireland, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best English accent.' 'Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will.' says Mick. They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my truck and ......." The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Ireland, aren't you?" "Well...yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How d' y' know dat?" The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners." Awards
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