pwrcrzy52 Posted September 23, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 21 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted September 23, 2010 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: it's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you. 4. Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids. Bad: Your wife can't find her birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them. 5. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than your wife. 6. Good: You give the 'birds and bees' talk to your 10 year old daughter . Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections. 7. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend. 8. Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker .Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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