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On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a

 blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to

 the coach section since she did not have a first class ticket.

 

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York,

 and I'm not moving."

 

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the

 co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her

 to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde

 replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm

 not moving."

 

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he

 should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know

 howto handle this."

 

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.

 She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to

 herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so."

 

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to

 her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.

 

The pilot replied, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New

 York."

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lmao

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