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So guys, my girlfriend called me a couple of days ago and says "you got something to say to me". I thought for a moment and said "I love you". Then she says snarkily "What about your wife?". "My wife?", I said after a brief pause, "She doesn't love you". and that's how the fight started. I am telling you, women, man they just love to bring stuff up.

My girlfriends husband does the same thing man

So I walked into Gas Station to get me a coffee and a honey bun. As I walked up, I noticed 2 Police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas. I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with our Finest standing RIGHT there?!. But anyways, I minded my business, went inside and got my honey bun. As I was paying for it, I heard someone screaming!! Like I’m talkin' violent death screams! I looked outside and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire y'all!! She was swinging her arm, running around and going nuts!! When I got outside, the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and put her in the squad car. I was thinking, arrested? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a squad car?! Me, usually minding my own business, asked the Cop what he was arresting her for? He looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!!