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Status Updates posted by Rickeyrecon
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i speak 4 languages .... English,Profanity,Sarcasm,and lots of shit....
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i may look calm ,but in my head I,ve killed you several times
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life is not like a box of chocolates.... its more like a jar of jalapinos. what you do today might burn your ass tomorrow......
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when a women ask you to guess her age its like deciding rather to cut the red or green or blue wire to deffuse a bomd...
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If I gave you a penny for your thaughs, and you gave me your two cents worth... Wheres the other penny go ???? Hmm
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I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.
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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
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When a women says WHAT!!!? Its not because she dident hear you. Shes giving you a chance to change what you said...
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The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
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i was going to do something today but i havent finnished doing nothing from yesterday..... (stoner ) lol
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.
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Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket,edit your mind,download their problems,delete your smile....
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peak a boo I see you .. bet you can't see me .....
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If you see an onion ring - should you answer it think about it when you stone ; )
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Friendship is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling.
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Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.â€