Rickeyrecon

Luna where are you !!!! ?????

i speak 4 languages .... English,Profanity,Sarcasm,and lots of shit....

i may look calm ,but in my head I,ve killed you several times

Guns don't kill people ..... But fathers with daughters do ^ ^

life is not like a box of chocolates.... its more like a jar of jalapinos. what you do today might burn your ass tomorrow......

a quiet man is a thinking man ... a quiet woman is a usally pissed off .....

when a women ask you to guess her age its like deciding rather to cut the red or green or blue wire to deffuse a bomd...

If I gave you a penny for your thaughs, and you gave me your two cents worth... Wheres the other penny go ???? Hmm

I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.

I'm not an optimist but hopefully one day I will be.

I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.

When a women says WHAT!!!? Its not because she dident hear you. Shes giving you a chance to change what you said...

Take life with a grain of salt... a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.

i was going to do something today but i havent finnished doing nothing from yesterday..... (stoner ) lol

Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket,edit your mind,download their problems,delete your smile....

peak a boo I see you .. bet you can't see me .....

If you see an onion ring - should you answer it think about it when you stone ; )

If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

Friendship is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling.

I’m an organ donor, need anything?

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.â€

Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.â€