Rickeyrecon

a quiet man is a thinking man ... a quiet woman is a usally pissed off .....

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.

Friendship is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Guns don't kill people ..... But fathers with daughters do ^ ^

Hallo, the bow is up… I'm going… I'm on my back… I've gone. Oh.

I don't have a drinking problem !!! I drink ... I get drunk ..... No prblem...

I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.

I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy!

i may look calm ,but in my head I,ve killed you several times

i speak 4 languages .... English,Profanity,Sarcasm,and lots of shit....

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.â€

i was going to do something today but i havent finnished doing nothing from yesterday..... (stoner ) lol

I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.

I'm not an optimist but hopefully one day I will be.

I’m an organ donor, need anything?

If I gave you a penny for your thaughs, and you gave me your two cents worth... Wheres the other penny go ???? Hmm

If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

If you see an onion ring - should you answer it think about it when you stone ; )

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

life is not like a box of chocolates.... its more like a jar of jalapinos. what you do today might burn your ass tomorrow......

Luna where are you !!!! ?????

Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.â€