Memphis_Top_Cop

Im so excited I got these Beautiful >XI< tags I cant stop my hands from shaking loll and you wont regret accepting my application. To any members that I hadn't played against or chatted with at some point I will attempt to sum up the type of person I am in a few short words. I am not a sensitive person at all and I can take any type of criticism, jokes, or comments thrown my way. I can take black jokes, white jokes, female jokes, male jokes, cop jokes, Memphis jokes and XI jokes lolllllll simply put my fellow Clan members absolutely nothing bothers me so feel free to speak what's on your mind. Im a fun guy and I like having fun so hit me with your best shot LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Oh yeah I forgot to mention I GOT MY TAGS >XI< IM AN IDIOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOW AND I'M PROUD (Even though applying for the F.B.I. was easier than applying for XI membership. I think one the Admins called all my ex girlfriends, talked to my elementary school teachers, and I even thought I saw an admin hiding in a tree outside my Apt LOLLL Gotta luv em )

ONLY IF YOU KNEW HOW TRUE THAT VIDEO IS EXCEPT THE ONES THEY SHOW ME ARE ALWAYS HANGING BELOW THEIR WAISTS BUT THEY STILL GET THE TICKET. MY #1 MOTTO IS " NO BOOTIE ON DUTY" BUT ONCE I GET HOME AFTER WORK I THINK ABOUT THEM AND I START WORKING TOWARDS THAT WANK METAL LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Man you guys crack me up LOLLLLLLLL

@ MikeB I sent you a PM in regards to your post. I will definitely look into it for you no prob.

NOOOOO IIINNDDEEEEEEDDDDDD Please keep your techniques to yourself LOLLLLLL

No I didn't see you and Im glad LOLllll but its a good stress relief after work and if Im ever granted the chance to become an XI member I'm sure at some point I will acquire that medal as well LOLLLLL

X-Ray I'm almost scared to ask how your wanking was measured to the point that you received a medal for it. Was someone standing there watching LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Man you guys are wild lolll. Cod2 is my escape from my job so when im online My name is not Memphis_Top_Cop its Memphis_Off_Duty_Cop. Smoke on Crack please smoke on because it makes you a whole lot easier to kill lolllll better yet as soon as you get through reading this message smoke a little more Lolllll .

@ Labob yeah that's an antenna sticking out of my hand mic. It's my last line of defense if all else fails. If i run out of pepperspray, drop my night stick or run out of bullets I can unscrew my mic's antenna and poke them in the eye with it LOL

Lollll he can smoke weed until he falls out of his chair if he wants just as long as he doesn't use the fact that he is high as hell as an excuse for getting his but whipped in the game lollll

I was just warming up all those times lol

An introduction that's long overdue. Can't believe I have played on this server for almost two years and no one knows the man behind the gun lol. Age: 29 Name: Patrick Location: Memphis Tennessee (DUGHHHH) Occupation: Full time police officer and a part time TOUGH GUY Hobbies: Cod2 Favorite Food: Pizza with Cod2 toppings. Favorite Drink: Diet Cod2-Cola Children (4 sons): SEE, OWE, DEE, and TWO ( If you didn't get that read it again lol)