ROADKillXI

Good one, definitely food/drink for thought. .... if you put an earth worm in water it will continue to live, if you put that worm in moonshine it will die, so drink moonshine and you'll never have worms.

Happy Birthday euzenfin, hope it's a great one

Happy Birthday blacksmoke, have a great one

Congrats, Bud Man, I reckon this means anyone can get this award, even someone like me that most likely holds the death record.

Happy Birthday Chnkfngr, have a great one, buulk buulk buulk

A man walks into a pub after a hard day of work for a relaxing drink and some grub to eat. As he finds a seat at the bar, he notices a bowl of chili the fella next to him has. It looks and smells very good, so he orders a bowl for himself and commences consuming it. All the time he's enjoying his meal, the fella next to him just sits there sipping his bear, but doesn't touch his bowl. After he finishes, and sits there for a few minutes and notices his neighbor hasn't touched his chili. He turns to the man and says, "That chili was very tasty, aren't you going to finish yours?" the fella replies, "Nope, I'm good." "Well then, mind if I finish yours too?" "No, knock yourself out." he replies. So he commences eating the chili and about half way though, he finds a big roach in it which makes him a bit nauseous. Not having enough time to run to the restroom, and in a bit of a panic, he desperately searches for a place to throw-up and ends up returning the contents of his stomach back into the bowl. To which the man next to him replies, "That as far as I got too."