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About JohnnyDos

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  • Birthday 12/20/1951

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  1. JohnnyDos

    I have all the Far Cry games,so why not this one lol,I'll be getting it for sure,Thanks Freak.
  2. JohnnyDos

    A man undergoing treatment for heart failure coughed up an enormous, intact blood clot that formed a perfect cast of the air passageways of his lung. The completeness of the clot, once unfolded onto blue medical cloth, astounded doctors; they could trace the three branches of the upper lobe of the lung, the two branches in the middle lobe and five segmental branches in the lower. Spanning about 15 cm by 17 cm, it was such a perfect cast of airways that they knew precisely where the clot had come from, the right bronchial tree of the patient’s lung. Although called a tree, it more resembles roots. Imagine tugging on a robust dandelion when suddenly the entire intricate root system slips out of the ground without bits snapping off as it came. Rather than doctors pulling the red, bloody mass out of the patient’s lung, however, the man unexpectedly hacked it out himself, as the doctors later noted: “During an extreme bout of coughing.” The strange sample of a medical anomaly prompted two of his doctors at the University of California, San Francisco — Gavitt Woodard, a thoracic surgeon, and Georg Wieselthaler, the cardiothoracic surgical chief — to write a note on the case, published this week in the New England Journal of Medicine. The public’s response has been a mixture of wonder and horror. Various media reports have twisted the science of the thing, presenting it as a patient literally coughing up a lung, a common expression for what it feels like to cough profusely. “Man coughs up part of lung while being treated for heart failure,” says a Fox News headline, failing to note or notice that it is a cast of the inside of the lung — like pouring concrete into a mold and then removing the mold, only with blood rather than concrete — that came out of his mouth, rather than the lung itself. The Daily Mail Online even capitalized their misdirection in its headline, “Man, 36, coughs up part of his LUNG,” it says. The intricate expectorate is where blood leaked into the air passages of the patient’s lung and hardened, what is medically called coagulation. The solidifying blood provoked intense coughing to clear them. And clear them it did.
  3. JohnnyDos

    Killa was my sponsor back then,so I will be there.Just checked out my COD 2 and it still works and I can thank Loader for that.I was on our server just a few minutes ago and there were 10 players on our server,I thought the game was dead.Oh I didn't get any kills.See you guys in a few weeks at the Killa memorial.
  4. JohnnyDos

    Well, That depends on your style Sweatnbullets.I find it tough cause of only single shot rifle and to reload it is a task.I guess to make it realistic.It's a musket rifle and you can attach a bayonet.
  5. JohnnyDos

    No "Spray & Pray" here.No Rabbits here.
  6. JohnnyDos

    I picked up this game for $33 Canadian from STEAM.
  7. JohnnyDos

    Hey(TBB -1946) he's 5 years older than me(J Dos- 1951),but what I say to myself is "at least he made it".Good for him.
  8. Gynecologist Office Job Posting ! A retired man went into the Job Center in downtown Toronto and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $65,000, and if you are interested ..... you'll have to go to Sudbury , Ontario." "Good grief", the man asked, that's 270 miles away, "Is that where the job is?" "No sir . . . that's where the end of the line is right now.
  9. Scary how relatable this is! "$5.37! " That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to grab some change when the kid with the Elmo hairdo said the hardest thing anyone has ever said to me. He said, "It's OK. I'll just give you the senior citizen discount." I turned to see who he was talking to and then heard the sound of change hitting the counter in front of me. "Only $4.68" he said cheerfully. I stood there stupefied. I am 56, not even 60 yet? A mere child! Senior citizen? I took my burrito and walked out to the truck wondering what was wrong with Elmo. Was he blind? As I sat in the truck, my blood began to boil. Old? Me? I'll show him, I thought. I opened the door and headed back inside. I strode to the counter, and there he was waiting with a smile. Before I could say a word, he held up something and jingled it in front of me, like I could be that easily distracted! What am I now? A toddler? "Dude! Can't get too far without your car keys, eh?" I stared with utter disdain at the keys. I began to rationalize in my mind! "Leaving keys behind hardly makes a man elderly! It could happen to anyone!" I turned and headed back to the truck. I slipped the key into the ignition, but it wouldn't turn. What now? I checked my keys and tried another. Still nothing. That's when I noticed the purple beads hanging from my rear view mirror. I had no purple beads hanging from my rear view mirror. Then, a few other objects came into focus: The car seat in the back seat. Happy Meal toys spread all over the floorboard. A partially eaten dough nut on the dashboard. Faster than you can say ginkgo biloba, I flew out of the alien vehicle. Moments later I was speeding out of the parking lot, relieved to finally be leaving this nightmarish stop in my life. That is when I felt it, deep in the bowels of my stomach: hunger! My stomach growled and churned, and I reached to grab my burrito, only it was nowhere to be found. I swung the truck around, gathered my courage, and strode back into the restaurant one final time. There Elmo stood, draped in youth and black nail polish. All I could think was, "What is the world coming to?" All I could say was, "Did I leave my food and drink in here"? At this point I was ready to ask a Boy Scout to help me back to my vehicle, and then go straight home and apply for Social Security benefits. Elmo had no clue. I walked back out to the truck, and suddenly a young lad came up and tugged on my jeans to get my attention. He was holding up a drink and a bag. His mother explained, "I think you left this in my truck by mistake." I took the food and drink from the little boy and sheepishly apologized. She offered these kind words: "It's OK. My grandfather does stuff like this all the time." All of this is to explain how I got a ticket doing 85 in a 40 mph zone. Yessss, I was racing some punk kid in a Toyota Prius. And no, I told the officer, I'm not too old to be driving this fast. As I walked in the front door, my wife met me halfway down the hall. I handed her a bag of cold food and a $300 speeding ticket. I promptly sat in my rocking chair and covered up my legs with a blankey. The good news was that I had successfully found my way home.
  10. JohnnyDos

    Brings back a lot of memories and laughs.Started 7 years ago.Thanks WildThing.
  11. JohnnyDos

    Solo starts at 3:08,low volume at beginning:Fly Tomorrow.
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