Liquid_poop

I KNOW I KNOW.......................I need to get around to fixen that there swing set.

Naw, @WldPenguin, Mr. Funky's gonna keep the mini-skirt and halter-top for himself--they seem to have been tailored to his exact (and "exacting") dimensions . . .
My buddy, @RobMc, was in the closet video-taping with his 8mm camcorder . . .
Lol.
Ayaq

Yeah, Sweet @Icequeen, but Run D.M.C. would have you rub his feet and "other extremities" of his body . . .
Lol.
Hhehehaeheheahaehehahhhehehehehheeah!!
Come on, buddy, don't lie!!
Ayaq

(Sung to the tune of "Welcome Back Kotter"):  Welcome back, welcome back, welllll-commmeeee baaaaaaaaaacccccccccckkkkkkkk . . ."
If you die a lot (like I used to--"Attackers" kill, and die; "Campers" can suck donkey balls . . .), be prepared to hear Sweet @WldPenguin say, "Geez, Chris, I just defrosted you . . . are you frozen AGAIN?!?"
Lol.
Ayaq

Can't we all just get the 'frick along?
What's with all this hatred?
Every country is either trying to defend itself from attack, or trying to find a way to kill more people!!
Doesn't make any sense.
We're all humans, we should love and prosper.
Can't understand all the hatred in the world . . .
Ayaq

Hey, buddy, ever think of moving?
(Yoda):  "Hmm?
Ayaq
 

Hey, got not one, not two, but THREE >XI< Sweethearts having a birthday today!!
Happy birthday!!
Ayaq

Buddy, your cat looks half-Lynx . . .
Or Bobcat--it's got that "feral, wild look" to it--like it should be pouncing on @RobMc's sheep, or sumthin' . . .
Hope it doesn't hurt my buddy's sheep; I read somewhere that he's pretty fond of them, and extremely partial and protective of one, maybe two, but definitely, one . . .
Huh?
Lol.
Ayaq

LMFAO, Funker!!!!
Hehehaehehehhhhehheae!!
She wouldn't come because you were "cat-fishing" her with your posts of Mel Gibson on your personal profile, and she was waiting for you to arrive on the cruise ship to Juneau on 07/30/2019 . . .
She told me . . .
Love you, you crazy bastige (in a non-gay kinda-way, of course . . .)!!  Don't tell @RobMc, he's the "jealous type."
LMAO, again.
Ayaq
 

Nice intro--NOT!!
Lol.
Where you from?  How many kids do you have?  What's your bank's routing number, and what's your checking account number?
Those are the kinds of things we look for in "Introduction" posts.
Yoda . . ."Hmm?"
Lol.
Ayaq

(In "Ernie" voice):  "Hey, Burt!!!  Happy birthday, buddy!!! Hg-hg-hg-hg-hg!!"
That last part was Ernie laughing, BTW.
Hope you have a wonderful day, sir.
Ayaq
 

Whoo-hoo, three awesome birthdays, today!!
Happy birthday, all.
Ayaq

Sweet Angelz, ain't nuthin' like good, clean, sweet-tastin' . . . . snicker-doodles?
(Yoda) Hmm?
Lol.
Ayaq

You'll get it "fingered out," Cautious Clay.
Ayaq

Hey, what about the rest of us that wished you "Happy Birthday?"
(Yoda): "Hmm?"
(Seinfeld, "Soup Nazi," with Yoda) "No more birthday wishes for you, hmm?"
"Hmm?"
Lol.
Ayaq

Got two more awesome birthdays today . . .
@Ruggerxi, you got "the game" rigged so that we only have really awesome and special birthdays, each day, sir?
(Yoda):  "Hmm?"
Lol.
Happy birthday to you, Lady, and Strapping Gent(?) of >XI< . . .
Ayaq

Happy birthday, Sweethearts . . . and you too, @RANDALL . . .
Ayaq
P.S. - R.I.P., Bob . . .

Damn, that's awful.
I don't know why people just can't accept each other for who and what they are?
I told my father a while back that it was amazing, to me, how people and countries always try to find the best way to kill other people in a different country . . .
Doesn't make any sense.
Ayaq
 
 

You a "camper," bud?
Ayaq's an "Attacker."
Our paths will cross, soon . .
"And tell him I'll be there, I'LL BE THERE!!!  AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME!!!!"
I'm you're Huckleberry?
(Yoda) Hmm?
Hmm?
Lol.
Ayaq

Whoo-hoo!!
First one to wish you a "Happy Birthday!!"
Happy birthday, buddy, all to yo-self . . .
Lol.
Ayaq

Lol, Chicken, you son-of-a!!!!
Not like @SGTScott, that son-of-a . . . - - -  . . .!!
Lol.
Hhheheahehahehehehahehehaeheae!!
Ayaq

Ayaq-gator?
Hmm? (Yoda)
Hmm?!!
Ayaq

Heh-heh, buddy, America's the best DESPITE the fact that you're here, kind sir . . .
(Yoda) Hmm?
Lol, just kidding, buddy, you alligator hunter, you!
Ayaq

@FRENCHI can't believe he woke up after a "Boys Night Out," and woke up missing his trousers and underwear, and muttering, "Sacre Bleu, not again!!!"
Lol, buddy.
Hehehahehhahhehhaehahaeheahahhehhhehehhaeahe!!
Ayaq
P.S. - And my buddy @RobMc was filming from the bushes, still complaining about the bee stings and spider bites . . .

Is that your nickname for it, buddy:  "little finger?"  Yoda is curious, "Hmm?"
Lol.
I told you, it's just a cyst--you'll be fine.
I feel it in my bones.
Ayaq
P.S. - Edited to clarify that "Yoda" is curious, not Ayaq!!  Hmm?
P.P.S. - LMFAO!!