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AyaqGuyaq last won the day on May 17

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  1. AyaqGuyaq

    Happy birthday! I was gonna type "Nostra-doofus," but decided against it. It is, after all, your birthday, sir. Wishing you many more. Ayaq
  2. AyaqGuyaq

    "Dedman Walking?" These boots are made for walking . . . and that's just what they'll do . . . one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you . . . Happy birthday! Ayaq
  3. AyaqGuyaq

    "Hefty-Hefty-Hefty!" "Timpie-Timpie-Timpie!" Happy birthday to you, sir. Ayaq
  4. AyaqGuyaq

    "Pig-Low . . . sweet chariot . . ., coming forth to carry mead home . . ." Hey buddy, Pig-Low's flock doesn't say "baaaaahhhhh" like the normal and proverbial sheep does. When his private flock sees him coming, they all cry out "Naaahhhh!! Naaahhh!!" Hmm? Ayaq
  5. AyaqGuyaq

    Welcome to the club, Sweetheart! Keep killing @SGTScott, @SGTSmeg, and @moron_6 in the FT1 Server. And oh yeah, Sweet @Sally, Sweet @sandradee2 Anne, and Sweet yaddas, yaddas, yaddas. Ayaq
  6. AyaqGuyaq

    You're gonna have to make the neck size "Xtra-Large" so my big head'll fit through the opening. Lol. Your scooter can go "about 8x faster than a drunken Scot can crawl;" that's a good one! "Drunken Scot" is kinda redundant, isn't it? In the same way that "Sober Scot" is an oxymoron? A myth? Lol--hope I didn't offend any sober OR (more-than-likely) drunken Scots here. Wait--I loved the movie "Braveheart," what am I saying? Incidentally, buddy, we Yanks didn't "carry off" your women--they begged us to take 'em along for the ride back home! Still lol-ing. Ayaq
  7. AyaqGuyaq

    Welcome back, Hammered Tim. Ayaq
  8. AyaqGuyaq

    Happy birthday, Corseted Man!! Wishing you many more. Ayaq
  9. AyaqGuyaq

    Laughing my frickin' ass off, Run D.M.C., aka @RobMc!! Let me mentally-construct the appropriate response . . . you should be able to hear the "clanging" sound all the way over there. "Over there . . ., over there . . . you better stand up and beware . . . yes, the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming . . ." Wait, we damn Yanks have already been there--twice!! Lol. If you leave your corn-flake box open for a few days, bud, they won't be so dry and crunchy. Lol, love you, you crazy bastige, in a--well, you know. Ayaq
  10. AyaqGuyaq

    Happy birthday, Aflac!! Hope your day is splendid. Ayaq
  11. AyaqGuyaq

    Happy birthday, and wishing you many more! Ayaq
  12. AyaqGuyaq

    (In "Fat Albert" voice, by the illustrious Bill Cosby. "Hey, hey, hey!!" Happy birthday, buddy! Ayaq
  13. AyaqGuyaq

    Cindy Lauper fans, anyone? To whit: "I see your true colors, and that's why I love you . . ., your true colors, true colors . . ., are shining through . . ." Ayaq
  14. AyaqGuyaq

    What? I didn't think @RobMc's post was outta line. LMAO!! JK, you manly men-of-men, you! Not you, Sixgun--Run D.M.C. Lol. Ayaq
  15. AyaqGuyaq

    Happy birthday to you!! Wishing you many more. Ayaq