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AyaqGuyaq last won the day on May 17 2018

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About AyaqGuyaq

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  • Birthday 11/03/1966

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  1. AyaqGuyaq

    Lol. Good luck, Sammy. Ayaq
  2. AyaqGuyaq

    Happy birthday, Stone-Cold Silva and Kevin ("Dances with Wolves") guy. (In Yoda voice) "Costner, even?" Lol. Happy birthday, gents. ? Lol. Gents. For sure. ? Ayaq
  3. AyaqGuyaq

    Damn, you sound like a "stalker." You can stalk the guys, but you gotta leave the Lovely Ladies of >XI< be. Lol? Stalker, creeping and lurking about . . . Ayaq
  4. @TBB's motor home? Dunno. Ayaq
  5. AyaqGuyaq

    I woulda broke his neck . . . Just sayin'. Ayaq
  6. AyaqGuyaq

    Happy birthday, gentlemen. Ayaq
  7. Maybe the sharks have taste, buddy? I don't know, just askin'. Maybe the sharks are allergic to toxins? Still wonderin'. I was swimming off the beach offa Waimai Bay in Oahu, trying to get back to my wife, son, and daughter, about 500 yards (450 "metres," if you're @RobMc or @Athena). Unbeknownst to me, the prevailing currents run east-to-west, so I was being drawn out in the ocean. I was so busy taking underwater pics of the silvery fish swimming next to me that I didn't check my bearing. When I finally stopped to see where I was, thinking that I shoulda been close, I was about 500 yards off-shore. I looked around--no one within 300 yards of me--and looked down, and all I saw was black. I started turning around looking for shark fins, and started swimming for life, imagining that the sharks were circling below, eyeing their next feast. I'm 6'1" tall and about 230 lbs., kinda chunky, but I "hold it well." When people say "Fat floats in salt water," it's a lie. Even with a lung-full of air, I still sink like the proverbial stone, so I have to actively swim. When I finally felt sand underneath my feet, I stood there, hands on knees, breathing heavily, and my ex-wife came up to me and said "Paul, where have you been?" I pointed out to the ocean and said, "Holy crap, I was way out there!!" She said, non-chalantly, "Oh, I was wondering where you were." Those sharks woulda feasted for at least a coupla weeks. Lol. Ayaq
  8. AyaqGuyaq

    You look like you're trying to follow the police officer's pen as he waves it side-to-side. Looks like an epic fail. Just observin'. Ayaq
  9. AyaqGuyaq

    You're right, Sweet Rose--he seems to be enjoying that position more than Kate Winslet did . . . Lol. Ayaq
  10. In a 737 flying over Frenchi's house? Looks about right . . . Lol. Ayaq
  11. AyaqGuyaq

    LMAO!!! Mule, your comment was priceless. Remember the term "GIGO?" Garbage In, Garbage Out? Know "SISO: Scoville In, Scoville Out." Hmm? Ayaq
  12. AyaqGuyaq

    Yeah, careful with Sweet Wild Penguin, though--she complains when she has to thaw you over and over and over . . . Lol. Ayaq
  13. In your bedroom? Just guessin', bud. Ayaq
  14. AyaqGuyaq

    Aw Crikey, @Hunter, I've been to the CN Tower in Toronto. I didn't dare walk on the plexi-glass floor 'cause I'm afraid of heights, and given my "lack-of-lucky streak," the glass would choose to give out just when I was on it. I'm allergic to 700-foot plummets. Shee-ite, and all that jazz. Ayaq
  15. Incidentally, buddy, I forgot to mention: Nice fish. Looks like a great time. My buddy, Run D.M.C., aka @RobMc (why doesn't the "@" symbol bring up any names anymore? Hmm?) texted me and said "Ayaq, does John, Dear, shave his arm-pits? We don't do that here in the U.K." Just passing on the question. Poor messengers of yore got drawn-and-quartered for delivering a frickin' message. Lol. Nice fish, bud. Ayaq
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