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AyaqGuyaq last won the day on May 17 2018

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  1. AyaqGuyaq

    Sweet Angelz, I think @hxtr meant "fellatio." Just sayin'. Lol. Ayaq
  2. AyaqGuyaq

    Hey Joe, buddy, welcome to >XI<! You should start a wrecking business; on the doors of your truck you can have big decals that scream "Joe Camel Tow." Lol. Ayaq
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    What the heck, Hexter, ol' buddy, ol' pal? She's got something against people texting, so she had to kill someone who was? WTF? Lol. Ayaq
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    @Darth Revan? No, Stephanie, no!! Johnny No. 5 is alive! No dis-assemble, no-disassemble!! I agree with @Raven. If it walks like a Stephanie and talks like a Stephanie, it must be a "Stephanie." By the way, do you know who to spell "Raven?" Ask @RobMc, the resident Webster's 9th Collegiate Dictionary guru. Lol. Ayaq
  5. AyaqGuyaq

    Hey, Hellkid, you blimey Aussie, you! Take a ride on The Ghan to celebrate. Have a great birthday, buddy. Ayaq
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    Man, I feel the love!!! Donna Summers, anyone? LMAO, you Strapping Gents (?) of >XI< and you Luscious, Lovely Ladies of >XI<. Ayaq
  7. AyaqGuyaq

    Ayaq is still here, you crazy buggers and buggeresses! Been out for a bit, will be on more. Love you all. Ayaq
  8. AyaqGuyaq

    Thanks everyone, for the birthday wishes. Love you all, you know . . . Ayaq
  9. AyaqGuyaq

    Happy birthday! I was gonna type "Nostra-doofus," but decided against it. It is, after all, your birthday, sir. Wishing you many more. Ayaq
  10. AyaqGuyaq

    "Dedman Walking?" These boots are made for walking . . . and that's just what they'll do . . . one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you . . . Happy birthday! Ayaq
  11. AyaqGuyaq

    "Hefty-Hefty-Hefty!" "Timpie-Timpie-Timpie!" Happy birthday to you, sir. Ayaq
  12. AyaqGuyaq

    "Pig-Low . . . sweet chariot . . ., coming forth to carry mead home . . ." Hey buddy, Pig-Low's flock doesn't say "baaaaahhhhh" like the normal and proverbial sheep does. When his private flock sees him coming, they all cry out "Naaahhhh!! Naaahhh!!" Hmm? Ayaq
  13. AyaqGuyaq

    Welcome to the club, Sweetheart! Keep killing @SGTScott, @SGTSmeg, and @moron_6 in the FT1 Server. And oh yeah, Sweet @Sally, Sweet @sandradee2 Anne, and Sweet yaddas, yaddas, yaddas. Ayaq
  14. AyaqGuyaq

    You're gonna have to make the neck size "Xtra-Large" so my big head'll fit through the opening. Lol. Your scooter can go "about 8x faster than a drunken Scot can crawl;" that's a good one! "Drunken Scot" is kinda redundant, isn't it? In the same way that "Sober Scot" is an oxymoron? A myth? Lol--hope I didn't offend any sober OR (more-than-likely) drunken Scots here. Wait--I loved the movie "Braveheart," what am I saying? Incidentally, buddy, we Yanks didn't "carry off" your women--they begged us to take 'em along for the ride back home! Still lol-ing. Ayaq
  15. AyaqGuyaq

    Welcome back, Hammered Tim. Ayaq