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AyaqGuyaq last won the day on May 17 2018

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  1. AyaqGuyaq

    Happy birthday to all three of yous. Westin, you ROTU 2.2.2 (miss the server) hacker, you! Ayaq
  2. AyaqGuyaq

    Happy birthdays to the both of you, Gumpy and Shadow. Wishing you many more. Ayaq
  3. AyaqGuyaq

    Hey, Sweet Roxanne, happy birthday!! Now maybe you can turn down that lime light? @RobMc, buddy, it's "lime light," not "Limey light." Just a point of clarification, sir. Lol. Ayaq
  4. AyaqGuyaq

    Happy birthday, all! And many more. Ayaq
  5. Laugh my frickin' arse off, @RobMc--you rarely fail to deliver! Or was it "scarcely" deliver? You smoke Virginia Slims? Their slogan was "We've come a long way, baby." Lol. Ayaq
  6. Happy belated birthday to Sweet Sally!!

    Sorry for the late post.  Ayaq

  7. Happy birthday, buddy!!

    Many more to you, sir.


  8. I think it was the gay, liberal-rights activist that owned the fish, but I'm not sure what house he was in. Did he smoke "Virginia Slims?" Lol. Ayaq
  9. AyaqGuyaq

    Nice intro, Stinker. Welcome to the forums. Ayaq
  10. Congratulations, @_tristen_ and @Purfy. Any promotion of ANY KIND is worth a congratulations. Unless, of course, your promotion is from "Fuckhead" to "Real Fuckhead." Which would not include either of you if Da Boss made it so. Lol. Ayaq
  11. AyaqGuyaq

    @RobMc. Hey, it worked that time! Ayaq
  12. AyaqGuyaq

    Welcome to the >XI< family, @Adviser69. (In Homer Simpson voice) "Mmm, sixty-nine . . . .," while Marge blushes in front of her parents. Ayaq
  13. AyaqGuyaq

    Welcome to da club, @NyxNyxNyx, aka "Snicker." Lol. When I say your name out loud, it sounds like a snicker. Ayaq
  14. On this day, thirty-seven years ago, a poor woman endured many hours of hard labor, but ultimately succeeded in delivering Eric, aka @J3st3r.

    Though she was exhausted and drenched in sweat, she hugged and kissed her baby and held him up for her husband to see.

    "Look, Honey, isn't he a treasure?"

    Eric's dad took one look and said, "Yeah, let's bury it!"


    Hope you have an awesome day, buddy.

    Ayaq, aka "Paul"

    1. J3st3r


      47 ya silly bugger. :blink:



    2. AyaqGuyaq


      Lol.  Didn't wanna insult ya.


      I'll be getting a job soon, bud, where I'll be able to talk and play with you guys (play with you guys?  Doesn't sound right.) and gals again.

      I hope your day was awesome.


    3. J3st3r


      My day sucked but that's nothing new.

  15. AyaqGuyaq

    Happy birthday, everyone! Happy birthday, Eric, you son-of-a-maraca!! I hope your day is special, bud. Ayaq