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Super Max

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    lol this one is great ?
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    If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
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    I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
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    lmao
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    Frog legs taste like chicken quite tasty @FRENCHI
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    That the operation can progress well "get well soon"
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    Funny Rednecks: TRY NOT TO LAUGH
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    THE REDNECK SONG. FUNNY!
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    Not in my area
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    Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much? A. They can’t stand fast food.
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    There’s a spit cup on your bedside table. You have more than one fur coat – all home made. When something should be stored cold, you put it in the shade. You see family reunions as a good chance to meet boys and your mother agrees. You've ever had to get financing for a tattoo. You’ve been married three times but your in-laws are still the same people. Preparing a bubble bath involves beans for dinner. Your fridge and you weigh roughly the same. You owe money at the dollar store. The school encourages you to stay away from PTA meetings at your son’s school. You can burp your name
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    Here it is lol
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    I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
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    My wife left me, went away. At first I was sad, lonely and didn’t know what to do with myself. But I bought a motorbike, threw a wild, loud party and got to meet some other women. I think my wife may not be so pleased when she comes back again from work.
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    A boy comes home and proudly announces to his parents, "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!" The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?" Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"
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    Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?
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    Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Father: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
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    Happt B Day
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    Happy B Day
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    Happy Birthday to you¨¨¨°º¤ø¸„Timmah! Happy Birthday to you Timmah! ø¤º°¨¨¨¨°º¤øHappy Birthday,Happy Birthday¸„ø¤ ¤º°¨¨¨°º¤ø¸„Timmah! Happy ...Birthday to you Timmah!ø¤º°¨¨AGAIN!¨°ºHappy Birthday to you¨¨¨°º¤ø¸„Timmah! Happy Birthday to you Timmah!ø¤º°¨¨¨¨°º¤øHappy Birthday,Happy Birthday¸„ø¤ ¤º°¨¨¨°º¤ø¸„Timmah! Happy Birthday to youTimmah! ø¤º°¨¨¨°
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    WELCOME
  25. Super Max
    I play the beta. Love it already
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