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Glad you're on the mend - get better soon

An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the back of the farm, there was a large pond that was ideal for swimming. The old farmer had fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees. One evening the farmer decides to go down to the pond, to look it over, as he hadn’t been down there for a while. Before setting off, he grabs a five-gallon bucket as he decides he’ll bring back some fruit. As he nears the pond, he can hear voices shouting and laughing with glee. Clearly, someone is having a good time. As the farmer gets closer, he can see a bunch of young women who are clearly skinny-dipping in his pond. He makes the women aware of his presence and immediately they all swim over to the far end. One of the women then shouts, “We’re not coming out until you leave mister!“ The farmer replies, “Ladies, I didn’t come down here to watch you swim naked or make you get out of the pond. You carry on.“ The wily old-timer then holds up his bucket and says, “I just came down here to feed the alligators!“

CONGRATS!! (only an >IDIOT< would do this)

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!!

I get the same result from looking in the mirror!!!

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Prayers and thoughts out your way

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Have a GREAT birthday!!!

HXTR said it's all because of the contrails!!!!

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Have a GREAT birthday!!!

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That's why no one noticed you!!!!

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Have a GREAT birthday!!!

That's cause you're an >IDIOT<!!!

Haven't seen that one before!!!!!

Did you just call someone a tool?????

Too exotic for me - here's what I use: (whad ya spect - I grew up in the Bronx)

New Joisey (aka New Jersey) mob talk for Forget About It!!!!

The best you can do is to use it to post selfies???

Have a GREAT birthday!!!