did you hear the one.....

[Belle]

Did you hear the one about the Energizer Bunny who was arrested and charged with battery?

Did you hear the one about the gal who didn't pay her exorcist and got repossessed.

Did you hear the one about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Yes. He's all right now.

Did you hear the one about the police being called to a nursery school where a five-year-old was resisting a rest?

Did you hear about the guy who invested all his money in toilet paper and revolving doors and got wiped out before he could turn around?

Did you hear the one about the prostitute with her hand under her skirt who was self-employed?

Did you hear the one about the corduory pillow which made headlines?

Did you hear about the guy who divorced a whiskey maker, but he loved her still?

Did you hear the one about the kid who wanted a watch for Christmas, but his parents wouldn't let him?

Did you hear about the blonde who pushed an envelope around and around her desk and found that it still remained stationery?

Did you hear about the cop who arrested a beagle who had given birth on the side of a highway and charged her with littering?

Did you hear about the hole in wall of the nudist camp that police are looking into?

Did you hear the one about the guy who ran into a bar and said, ‘Ouch!’?

Did you hear about the baseball player who wondered why the ball kept getting bigger? Then it hit him.

 

 

 

[ShadowLady]

....NICE Belle!

 

-Shadow