wildthing Posted January 31, 2011 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 126 Topic Count: 239 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3861 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 2303 Achievement Points: 34784 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 11:21 PM Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Posted January 31, 2011 A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her tosee what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day andput in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I gothrough. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. Thenext morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman... He arose, cookedbreakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, Fedthem breakfast, Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home andpicked up the dry cleaning, Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank tomake a deposit, Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away thegroceries, Paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat'slitter box and bathed the dog..Then, it was already 1 P.M. And he hurried tomake the beds, Do the laundry, vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchenfloor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with themon the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do theirhomework. Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did theironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoesand washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped freshbeans for supper. After supper, He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher, Foldedlaundry, Bathed the kids, And put them to bed. At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and,though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expectedto make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bedand said: -Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife'sbeing able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back...Amen!' The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: 'My son, I feelyou have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to theway they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnantlast night.' ? Awards
SHADOOW Posted January 31, 2011 Member ID: 1126 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 61 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 679 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 4007 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/21/1970 Posted January 31, 2011 OGM, now that is flippen funny GOOD ONE
GaberialX Posted January 31, 2011 Member ID: 891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 32 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 387 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 2261 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 25, 2018 Birthday: 02/27/1980 Posted January 31, 2011 9 months of being waited on hand and foot, easy day, lol just kidding I'd never ask to be a woman, Ya'll put up with way to much shit, and that's without a man in your lives (screw that monthly shit!!!)
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