Kash Posted April 2, 2011 Member ID: 2086 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 137 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 1109 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 27, 2017 Birthday: 10/23/1979 Posted April 2, 2011 One day I met 4 guys. One was a monk, another a Kappa, A scary, calm man and a hungry monkey king. These men were violent and weird as hell, But had some brains, so I guess they’re well. They argued lots, they smoked and drank, They never went silent enough to give you time to think. It really is a problem, although these guys are free, It always happens to be Idiots as far as the eye can see.
HarryWeezer Posted April 2, 2011 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.78 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted April 2, 2011 And some for you... There was a lady who triplets begat Nat, Pat and Tat It was fun breeding But trouble feeding Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat. There once was a man from Nantucket; Whose dick was so long he could suck it; He said with a grin; As he wiped off his chin; "If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!" In the Garden of Eden lay Adam; Gently stroking his madam; And great was his mirth; For on all of this Earth; There were only two balls and he had 'em! There once was a man from Bombay; Who fashioned a cunt out of clay; But the heat from his prick; Turned the damn thing to brick; And it ripped all his foreskin away. Awards
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