God Created Virginia

[wildthing]

AND THEN GOD CREATED  VIRGINIA

(Evennon-Virginians should love this one.)

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel,found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through theclouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it.  I'mgoing to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test 
Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

 

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.

"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth,while southern  Europe  is going tobe poor.

Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there isa continent of black people.  Balance in all things."

God continued pointing to different countries.

 

"This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be verycold and covered in ice."

The  Archangel , impressed by God's work,then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"

"That's  Virginia, the most glorious place on earth.  There are beautiful mountains, riversand streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains.  The peoplefrom Virginia are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, 
and humorous, and they are going to travel the world.  They will beextremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, andproducers of good things"

 

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "Butwhat about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

 

God smiled, "Right next to Virginiais Washington, D.C.  Wait till you see the idiotsI put there."

[dollardogg]

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