Ole and Sven

[wildthing]

Ole and Sven are the best of friends, and they have these 2 girls

on the string, Lena and Olga who live together in an apartment.

One evening Ole and Sven are sitting in the bar getting drunk,

Ole turns to Sven and asks, "Ven do you suppose dose girls are

gonna make out vit us?" Sven says, "Donno, but I'm drunk enuf,

lets go ask em!". So off they go to the apartment where Ole knocks

on the door, Lena answers and says "Vell Ole and Sven, come on

in!" Ole no more than gets in the door when he says "Ve yust come

to find out ven you girls are gonna make out vit us"....Lena is

upset by this and throws them both out slamming the door on them.

Ole is persistant, knocks on the door again. Lena isn't stupid,

knows it's Ole and says: "Ole if you are gonna be so forward you'll

have to talk through the keyhole". So Ole bends to the keyhole

and asks "Ven you girls gonna make out vit us?" Lena is really

upset now she drops her pants backs up to the keyhole and breaks

wind...Ole is backing up and shaking his head, Sven says: "Vell

Ole vat did she say?" Ole says: "Vell, I tink she said TOOOSDAY...but

her breath is bad and I'm not askin again."

[Super Max]

lmao