ldoz Posted March 2, 2013 Member ID: 3530 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 23 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 257 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 236 Achievement Points: 2540 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16 Birthday: 05/07/1958 Device: Windows Posted March 2, 2013 The Italian MAN of His House. With his Italian wife! Anthony had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be THE MAN of Your House. He stormed to his wife in kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am THE MAN of this house and my word is Law. You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you'll serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, we,re going upstairs . And we,ll have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards , you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You'll wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you'll massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?." His Sicillian wife Nancy replied, "The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess". Awards
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