Asian Cuisine

[LtLaszlo]

So a man walks into a hotel bar to have a few drinks. A little while later, a beautiful Asian woman sits down at the end of the bar. After a bit of eye contact, he buys the woman a drink and they are soon off to her room. Things are getting hot real fast, so they both get naked and he is ready to go.

 

But she stops him and says "No, not yet! I need you to eat me first!". 

 

The man says "Oh no, I'm not into that! And I've just met you!"

 

She insists, and when he refuses she pulls a gun out of the nightstand and says "You WILL eat me and like it!"

 

Fearing for his life, he eats to her satisfaction and he leaves.

 

He goes back to the bar and is complaining up and down to the bartender about what just happened.

 

An hour or so goes by and the same Asian woman returns and sits down at the end of the bar. The man tells the bartender to please order her a drink, which prompts the bartender to say, "Wait a minute! You just were bitching about this woman and what she made you do! WTF?".

 

The man says, "Well, you know how that Asian cuisine is.You eat it and an hour later you're hungry again!"