MTNMAN52 Posted March 17, 2014 Member ID: 247 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 342 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5119 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 29 Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming... One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction." The lawyer on the ground was sceptical and said, "You're hallucinating, you've finally lost your mind." But within a few minutes, up on the beach floated a stunningly beautiful woman, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person. The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing. One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long, long time... So... Do you think we should... well... you know... screw her?" "Out of WHAT?!?" asked the other lawyer. Edited March 17, 2014 by MTNMAN BUDMAN, JohnnyDos, 1lost1 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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