xxSHOOTERxx Posted November 17, 2014 Member ID: 21406 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 33 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 115 Achievement Points: 552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/05/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 27, 2020 Birthday: 01/07/1964 Share Posted November 17, 2014 A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: DAMN AUTOSPELL! I meant "wifi, not "wife" Blackbart, Damit1, JohnnyDos and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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