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WHILE 
ON A ROAD TRIP, AN ELDERLY COUPLE, STOPPED AT PIZZA HUT FOR
LUNCH.

AFTER 
FINISHING THEIR MEAL, THEY LEFT THE RESTAURANT, AND RESUMED
THEIR TRIP TO 
PHOENIX.

WHEN LEAVING, THE ELDERLY WOMAN UNKNOWINGLY LEFT HER GLASSES
ON 
THE TABLE, AND SHE DIDN'T MISS THEM UNTIL THEY HAD BEEN
DRIVING FOR ABOUT FORTY 
MINUTES.

BY THEN, TO ADD TO THE AGGRAVATION, THEY HAD TO TRAVEL QUITE

DISTANCE BEFORE THEY COULD FIND A PLACE TO TURN AROUND, IN
ORDER TO RETURN TO 
THE RESTAURANT TO RETRIEVE HER GLASSES.

ALL THE WAY BACK, THE ELDERLY 
HUSBAND BECAME THE CLASSIC GROUCHY OLD MAN. HE FUSSED AND
COMPLAINED,AND SCOLDED 
HIS WIFE RELENTLESSLY DURING THE ENTIRE RETURN DRIVE. THE
MORE HE CHIDED HER, 
THE MORE AGITATED HE BECAME. HE JUST WOULDN'T LET UP FOR
A SINGLE 
MINUTE.

TO HER RELIEF, THEY
FINALLY 
ARRIVED AT THE RESTAURANT. AS THE WOMAN GOT OUT OF THE CAR,
AND HURRIED INSIDE 
TO RETRIEVE HER GLASSES, THE OLD GEEZER YELLED TO HER
"WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE, 
YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET MY HAT AND THE CREDIT CARD."

THIS COMING WEEK IS 
NATIONAL SENIOR MENTAL HEALTH WEEK. YOU CAN DO YOUR PART BY
REMEMBERING TO 
CONTACT AT LEAST ONE UNSTABLE SENIOR TO SHOW YOU CARE.

I HAVE NOW DONE 
MY PART.

 


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