Some more Blonde jokes

[NickTheGrip]

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. 

She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." 

"What did you not understand ?" 

And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

 

 

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. 

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" 

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" 

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" 

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

 

 

Blond Diary

 

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. 
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! 
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" 
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! 
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! 
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. 
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! 
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. 
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? 
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. 
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! 
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! 

What a year!!

[7Toes]

lol good one