WiZiD Posted May 1, 2010 Member ID: 804 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 7, 2020 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Share Posted May 1, 2010 WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless America! P.S. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possible aiding and abetting terrorists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
dollardogg Posted May 1, 2010 Member ID: 189 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 45 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1388 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 7432 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 3 Birthday: 02/01/1978 Device: Windows Share Posted May 1, 2010 i love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickTheGrip Posted May 1, 2010 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Device: iPhone Share Posted May 1, 2010 Count me in. Although as a citizen of two countries I feel obliged to bring 2 6-packs :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
D333333ZNutz Posted May 1, 2010 Member ID: 1331 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 166 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 56 Achievement Points: 1193 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 1, 2020 Birthday: 09/09/1989 Share Posted May 1, 2010 damn why do i have to live in the sticks, ill have go up and sit out front of my friends apartment in town with a full case of beer lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Recommended Posts