Smithers Posted December 1, 2016 Member ID: 24820 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 48 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 516 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/25/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2023 Device: Windows Share Posted December 1, 2016 Once upon a time in America, there were two football teams, the Redskins and the Patriots. They occupied the same football field but each played and practiced on different days and never had joint practices. Neither team liked the fact that their field was being shared. Each thought the field should be exclusively theirs and the other should find or make a field elsewhere. One day, a Patriots coach happened to spot a Redskins assistant leavingthe field and told him that the Patriots would like to challenge theRedskins for exclusive rights to the football field. The assistant wentand told his coach and they agreed to have a game arranged in late November. Prior to the game, both players and coaches from each team were very anxious since a loss would mean they'd have to leave and find another field to call their own. The game fell on a Thursday in the last week of November. It was snowing, windy and freezing but the Patriots coach was prepared for the inclement weather by wearing his lucky hoodie. The Redskins having been used to the change in seasons just added more layers of skins and fur for protection. These proved to be the deciding factors in the Redskins unquestionable victory. The result of the game was a blowout in favor of the Redskins. The Redskins ground game totally dominated the Patriots "Militia" defense and the Patriots fiery aerial assault was blown away by the blustering winds with Colonel Brady being virtually decapitated by the Redskins "Tomahawk" defense. Alas, the score was not even close to mention. The Patriots retreated and proceeded to begin vacating the premises. Before they left, the Redskins coach, however, seeing how viciously they'd pummeled their opponent, felt remorse andinvited them to share a meal and thank them for the game. Unlike his players, Coach Belichick of the Patriots chose to pass on the gracious gesture and declined himself from attending what was later to be known as, "The First Thanksgiving" dinner, later remarking that "he was never any good at dinner talk". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Magnus_1 Posted December 1, 2016 Member ID: 1410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 38 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 522 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 451 Achievement Points: 3583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 31 Birthday: 05/08/1953 Device: Windows Share Posted December 1, 2016 That is retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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