Dogg Posted May 26, 2020 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 631 Achievement Points: 2989 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 06:01 PM Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Posted May 26, 2020 This guy was all depressed about ending up in hell, so the devil took him aside and explained that hell was all about sin, and sin is fun. “did you like to eat when you were on earth” asked the devil. “sure” the guy replied “well, you’ll like Mondays then, that’s gluttony night. I gather up all the men in hell, bring them back to my place, and if it was available there it’s here. you’ll never gain weight, never have indigestion, you’re already dead so no consequences” then devil went on “you like to drink?” “sure, i’d go through a case of beer every weekend” “well you’ll like Tuesday, that’s drunkards night. I gather up all the men in hell and bring them back to my place and we all drink all night. no hangovers, no puking, no blackouts.” the devil grinned, “you like drugs?” “sure, i’d toke up every Friday” “well Wednesday is junkies night. I gather up all the men in hell and bring them back to my place and we shoot up, snort, swallow, smoke anything you want. no bad trips, no od’s, no getting hooked” the devil then asked “you gay?” “nope” “you’re not much gonna like Thursday then.” Awards
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