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Horse Auction


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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

 

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

 

Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom..."

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Funny!

 

-Shadow

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