DramaLlama

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Fire Down Below

Doom

The Blob

Psycho Whiplash The Sting Some Like It Hot Touch of Evil

“My father's best-ever prank (at least by his own description) occurred during his college days, when he lived in a dormitory reserved for engineering students. There was one tenant who didn't quite fit in with everyone else, as evidenced by the way that he would come home drunk every night, stagger through the halls, and scream profanities at anyone unlucky enough to encounter him. He was also, it was discovered, the only non-engineering student in residence, and nobody was entirely sure how he had come to be housed in the building. One way or another, he was a nuisance. So, on April Fools' Day, my father and his friends decided to teach that guy a lesson. With the cooperation of the entire floor, they strung a series of speakers together in sequence, so that adjusting the L/R balance on a stereo unit would make the sound move up and down the length of the building. Then, they removed all of the lights in the hallway, leaving only the sinister red glow of the exit sign as illumination. Finally, they acquired a novelty record, which they queued to play a very special sound effect. When the drunkard returned home that evening, he was greeted by a long, dark hallway and an ominous, eerie silence. According to my father, the guy mumbled to himself in confusion for a moment before beginning to stumble in the direction of his room. Then, from in the distance, there came a barely-audible sound. As it increased in volume, it became recognizable as a train, blowing its whistle as if in warning of some dire calamity. The inebriate faltered in his course, wondering aloud (and with obvious concern) what exactly was going on. The sound of the train grew further in volume, to almost deafening levels. The drunk - now visibly panicking - began to shout for help. Finally, just as it sounded like the train was bearing down... my father's friend came running around the corner with a flashlight taped to his head. Legend has it that the drunkard awoke in the hallway the next morning, unaware of why he had soiled himself, but intensely suspicious of the toy locomotive that was clutched in his hand.” ========================================================================================= "Been waiting for a chance to tell this one for a while now. During college, my friends and I had a classmate who was gullible beyond belief. We'll call her Fiona O'Rourke. She would believe anything you said with a straight face. Anyway, at one point she borrowed my roommate's laptop to do some work, and forgot to log out of her email before she returned it. Mistake. My roommate began using her email account, to send her foreboding messages. From herself. From the future. And she bought it. Well, mostly. She was suspicious, at least. Emails from the future weren't a thing, right? Right? My roommate and I assured her that it could be done. We'd read a website about it recently, it was really cool, we'd have to show her, come to the library in an hour and we'll show you. During the next hour I got on wikipedia and cobbled together a completely bullsh*t article on Reverse Temporal Messaging, complete with elaborate equations stolen from the Black Hole wiki page. To top it off, one of the article's final references was to the woman who had discovered Reverse Temporal Messaging, 60 years from now. Dr. Fiona O'Rourke. Fiona had never heard of wikipedia, and the color drained from her face as she read the article. Her world collapsed as she read her own name at the end. 'Fiona O'Rourke? So I'll never get married?' We lost it.'" ==================================================================================== "Buddy of mine makes candles and blends scents and I had him help me for one. I was living with a roommate and his girlfriend at the time and she loved candles so I went to my buddy and we made a nice big vanilla scented one. Right in the middle we injected a couple puddles of this liquid a_* mix that he made. Soon after it was made I moved out and left the candle as a 'gift'. About 2 weeks later I called the ex roommate about something unrelated. He mentioned he was waiting for the plumbers to come by cause the whole house just reeked of sh_t. I had sorta forgotten about the candle by this point and confessed so he wouldn't have to pay the plumbers for no reason. Even went over the next day to help air the place out and it was awful. I've bought them a big candle every year for xmas though. 8 years and they haven't lit one yet." ===================================================================================== "My husband and I were doing this thing for a while where we would try to 'get' one another with a sneaky middle finger. You know, 'oh, I have something for you.' And you pull a bird out if your pocket. Sh_t like that. He was also on this trip where he liked to pants me randomly. One day I was driving home from work and saw a pair of underwear with a middle finger on the butt. I bought a pair, drove home, ran and changed into them before he saw, and put my jeans back on. I start doing the dishes hoping for the best. He walks up and, f*_k yeah, he pulls my pants down and is hauling off to spank me and is stopped dead in his tracks, speechless. I won and both games ended that night." ======================================================================================

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