Mazdarati

Pot leaf and joint , i like it .....

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds... And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, It knocked My Cell Phone Away from my ear Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs! Splashed, And burned Big Jim and the Twins, Ruined the phone, Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an Important call. Stupid Women Drivers!

Thank you Bud, >HVD< to you as well

Happy B-day Bud

Happy B-day !

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Happy Birthday to everyone !

Welcome KrazyLarry

I got in , seems i wasn't the only one having problems , all seems good now , Thanks

Hey Porky ... Do

Is anyone else having problems this afternoon getting into WAW DM ,

Excellent work Shadowlady !!

Good Morning Specialk and Welcome

Thanks everyone the guys did an excellent job ,

Thats the bike i ride .... Lovely isn't it

Thank you Markoff for the design and Greywolf for your help with the sound and install of my new Sig , you guys are the best

I'm pretty sure those are some >XI< members ..... perhaps Chilli and Bazooka Joe

I Vote leave things as they are .... If you start changing things it will never end, i'll be spending my time looking on the forums hoping there's not another vote instead of going in game to have fun !

Happy New Year Idiots , Be safe !!

I'm so sorry Skillet , my thoughts are with you and your family ... don't forget your XI family is here for you if you need us