Rickeyrecon

peak a boo I see you .. bet you can't see me .....

When a women says WHAT!!!? Its not because she dident hear you. Shes giving you a chance to change what you said...

Luna where are you !!!! ?????

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.â€

i may look calm ,but in my head I,ve killed you several times

i speak 4 languages .... English,Profanity,Sarcasm,and lots of shit....

I’m an organ donor, need anything?

Friendship is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling.

Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket,edit your mind,download their problems,delete your smile....

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

Take life with a grain of salt... a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

Hallo, the bow is up… I'm going… I'm on my back… I've gone. Oh.

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal.... but it gets boring.. So I go back to being me...

Women are not moody They just simply have days when they are less inclined to put up with our shit...... Hmmm

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

I don't have a drinking problem !!! I drink ... I get drunk ..... No prblem...

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation

Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.â€

I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy!

Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.â€

If you see an onion ring - should you answer it think about it when you stone ; )